A husband is sitting home alone waiting for his wife to return when he hears a knock on the front door.
There are two policemen there.
He asks, “Is there is a problem officers?”
One of the policemen asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
The guy says, “Sure” and shows him a picture of his wife.
The policeman says, “I’m sorry sir, but I have to tell you that it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.”
The guy says, “I know, but she has a great personality and she is an excellent cook.”
Steve Yue, from Delano, brought out his dogs to protest for the maximum penalty for Robert Gonzales, who was scheduled to be sentenced for animal abuse Thursday in Kern County Superior Court.
Brings up one of my favorite quotes, “If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.”
Bakersfield Californian story here