A husband is sitting home alone waiting for his wife to return when he hears a knock on the front door.
There are two policemen there.
He asks, “Is there is a problem officers?”
One of the policemen asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
The guy says, “Sure” and shows him a picture of his wife.
The policeman says, “I’m sorry sir, but I have to tell you that it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.”
The guy says, “I know, but she has a great personality and she is an excellent cook.”
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